Straight Up Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade

 

So news from the fine folks at Jennie-O Today.

They're back in participating in 96th Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade and they have a float. Its a giant blinged out turkey.

 On said float  making her first Macy's Parade appearance will be Paula Abdul 

That said, the best news about all that... she will be performing on the float her 1988 smash hit Straight Up !! Not as good as when Rick Astley literally RickRolled us at the parade in 2008. That may never be bested. Still, this is darn close. I'll be watching. 

And a gentle reminder, get something to write with and on. Jennie-O reminded us: "Throughout November, Jennie-O consumer engagement experts will be on hand to help alleviate stress around holiday meal planning at the company's 1-800-TURKEYS hotline, through live chat on the Jennie-O website, and even by texting "Turkey" to 73876. From advice on how to prep and cook a turkey to recipes for side dishes and how to use leftovers, consumers can reach out for real time support through Nov. 27 via the method that is most convenient for them. Also, this year, in the days leading up to the Thanksgiving holiday, Jennie-O specialists are available around-the-clock."

I prefer that hotline to the Butterball hotline. But who am I ? I've been a fool before Wouldn't like to get my love caught in the slammin' door How about some information please ????? Straight up now tell me Do you really want to love me forever ??

 ( pictured above courtesy Eugene Gologursky/Getty Images)